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allaboardthebootybus:

Ellen deserves to live forever
Apr 23, 2014 / 353 notes

allaboardthebootybus:

Ellen deserves to live forever

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brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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Apr 23, 2014 / 20,291 notes

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tyleroakley:

"ALABAMA WOMAN COMES IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL"

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Apr 23, 2014 / 119,432 notes

hotsinglezombies:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

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asian:

i swear to god people in my school will call me pencil dick boy for the rest of my life
Apr 23, 2014 / 173,182 notes

asian:

i swear to god people in my school will call me pencil dick boy for the rest of my life

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Apr 23, 2014 / 252,841 notes

no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money

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Apr 23, 2014 / 84,825 notes

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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Apr 23, 2014 / 14,041 notes

thisisrusko:

when will crop tops come back? <3

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Apr 23, 2014 / 365,097 notes

rewelcomed:

what-the-random-est:

suck-my-assbutt:

madmadamemolly:

m-tches:

two-1nfinity-and-bey0nd:

cosmopanther:

Woman takes a photo of herself every day for a year, chronicling the affects of an abusive relationship.

This is heartbreaking. You can see the happiness and hope slip from her eyes with every shot.

tw domestic abuse

this is heartbreaking tbh

Don’t stop reblogging. Women are better than this to stay with men who do this. Stay strong. Know your worth.

The sign she holds up at the end is in Croatian, it reads, “help me, I don’t know if I can wait for tomorrow.”

I gasped at the end.

That was hard to watch.

I’m crying

Nobody deserves this. Man or woman. If you are being abused, please, look for help. There IS someone there for you.

reblogging for the third time 

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Apr 23, 2014 / 39,418 notes

mundanemuggletribute:

the-apple-pie-life:

vinegod:

Stop with the FROZEN! by Patrick Barnes

But….this is me.

He walked right into that one

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indieurban:

slantyapostrophes:

This is my fucking favourite

i think this all the time
Apr 23, 2014 / 168,510 notes

indieurban:

slantyapostrophes:

This is my fucking favourite

i think this all the time

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alexkwonghom:

Marilene! jvanneelishaaa
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poisuun:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

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